Vomited on grandma? There’s a song for that. Meet the man behind 26,000 very specific tunes
- How do you apologize to your friend after you’ve vomited on their grandmother because she, unexpectedly, smelled terribly and was ugly?
- Thanks to Matt Farley’s 26,000-song music catalogue, there’s a song for just about everything – even that awkward moment when “I’m sorry I threw up all over your grandmother, but you should have warned me about how terrible she smells.
- ”“I was obsessed with songwriting from the moment I knew it was a thing,” Farley, 48, told The Independent.
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- How do you apologize to your friend after you’ve vomited on their grandmother because she, unexpectedly, smelled terribly and was ugly?
- Thanks to Matt Farley’s 26,000-song music catalogue, there’s a song for just about everything – even that awkward moment when “I’m sorry I threw up all over your grandmother, but you should have warned me about how terrible she smells.
- ”“I was obsessed with songwriting from the moment I knew it was a thing,” Farley, 48, told The Independent.
Sources: The Independent