Your Assistance Is Required
- The Onion prides itself on being a self-sufficient entity, even going so far as to making our own pens that use the EZ-flowing blood of interns as ink.
- Now, however, we are asking for your assistance.
- Certain issues of The Onion newspaper are mysteriously missing from our 270-year archive, and you might be able to help us recover them.
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- The Onion prides itself on being a self-sufficient entity, even going so far as to making our own pens that use the EZ-flowing blood of interns as ink.
- Now, however, we are asking for your assistance.
- Certain issues of The Onion newspaper are mysteriously missing from our 270-year archive, and you might be able to help us recover them.
Sources: Mailchi